somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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