matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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