No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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