just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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