I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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