just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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