Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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