I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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