you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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