Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Too much gin, very little bucket
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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