You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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