Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
high people should be assigned attendants
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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