Umm I'm too high to move.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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