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• (817): View more from Texas

  Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.

  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.

  (817): View more from Texas

  I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work

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  Be there in 4 minutes

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• (818): View more from California

  One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?

  (734): View more from Michigan

  Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink

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