Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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