i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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