He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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