I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
