you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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