Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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