Having a random hookup so left but love u
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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