I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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