I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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