i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I need to stop coming to work sober
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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