finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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