I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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