I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
no more duck duck goose at the bar
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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