do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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