He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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