After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
No stitches, just platelets and will power
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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