windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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