C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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