Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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