So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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