i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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