I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
