Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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