To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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