Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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