the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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