i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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