Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Randomize
