...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Randomize
