Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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