Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
