That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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