so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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