Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
how does that bad decision feel?
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