Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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