Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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