im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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